Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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