I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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