im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
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you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
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he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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