Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(516): View more from New York

She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.

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(770): View more from Georgia

cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton

(1-770): View more from Georgia

i said paris hilton

(770): View more from Georgia

thats even worse

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(330): View more from Ohio

I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night

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(478): View more from Georgia

you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.

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(937): View more from Ohio

Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal

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(210): View more from Texas

i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue

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(256): View more from Alabama

There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him

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(931): View more from Tennessee

Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.

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(510): View more from California

EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.

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