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(410): View more from Maryland

Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha

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(408): View more from California

hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner

(1-408): View more from California

if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends

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(641): View more from Iowa

are you wasted or are you getting laid?

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ebdebdebdebd

(641): View more from Iowa

wow

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(616): View more from Michigan

yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.

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(949): View more from California

After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(

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(816): View more from Missouri

YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!

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(917): View more from New York City

So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat

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(330): View more from Ohio

I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now

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(916): View more from California

I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!

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