In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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