Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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