im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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