you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Randomize
