don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
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i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
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I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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