hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
Green mimosas i think yes
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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