Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
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