i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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