The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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