You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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