i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
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It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
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If its not for food we ain't going out.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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