you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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