why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
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Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
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The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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