I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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