You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Mom said you looked used
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
The power of my boobs compel you
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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