remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Randomize
