everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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