I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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