Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
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today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
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I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
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