her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
