he shaved USA in his pubs
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
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every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
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Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
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