Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I pour the whiskey from now on
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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