PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
Randomize
