so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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