this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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