You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
you never un-have a 4some
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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