well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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