I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
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After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
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Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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