so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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