you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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