Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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