Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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