guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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