also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Threesome in a minivan. New low
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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