Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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