I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
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I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
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Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
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He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
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