CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
Randomize
