Nicole vs. Life
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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