I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
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she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
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It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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