Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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