you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I think I am morally bankrupt
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
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Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
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I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
is that a dick in a sweater?
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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