Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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