Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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