He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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