yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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