Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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