i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
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explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
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MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
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