D3 body, D1 cock
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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