it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
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Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
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Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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