do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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